My brother got an erection over me…

No, I’m not trolling, I’m being completely serious. My brother is 29, I’m 16. He’s my half brother; we share the same Dad only. I went over to his house for a little while with my other sister and we played with our niece and talked to his girlfriend and made conversation with him. When I was leaving, I hugged him good-bye. He was wearing nothing but boxers and a shirt, and I know I felt the erection because it was right against me and I could see it right after I hugged him.

Our high-school principal has each teacher report class attendance over the intercom. The instructor must state the number of students present by gender.
For example, “I have fifteen boys and twelve girls in attendance.” One day our principal was more than a little miffed at having to remind several teachers of the correct procedure.
He was apparently somewhat forgetful too, when he checked on the girls’ physical education instructor.
“I have twenty-seven pupils present, sir,” she announced.
“Lady,” he shouted through the intercom, “I need sex!”
Please Note Principal Meant “Sex” As In Gender. ! ! !
Fuckink Life for him but big fun for us!

That is so funny. My sister-in-law and I went to an adult bookstore a few months ago because I wanted to get some tattoo magazines. Well, I get the magazines and, of course, they put them in a brown paper bag with no writing. When we walked out of the store, I bumped into my parent’s pastor, who was walking down the sidewalk outside the store to a neighboring store. It seems like everytime I go down there, there are people I know around there. There’s no telling what they think I’m buying.

Don’t tell anybody, but sometimes it’s more than tattoo magazines.

we use to talk all the time…
but here recently when i told him i had sex over the weekend…he wont hardly talk to me anymore…
I didn’t know that he had a crunch on me, i miss him terribly…its just not the same…

Right, I’ve come to the conclusion, after 3 notebooks and 2 normal PC’s than computers in general HATE me.

anything like a computer that i touch/use, gets fucked up after a while, most of the time it’s like a month or two

at first you might think “ah this guy just doesn’t take care of them” but the bloody fuck i do, anti viruses, schedules to use it, deleting unnecessary stuff at the second it’s not good and computers still fuck up on me :/

the first one was thanks to a problem in the audio, happened after i restarted the PC when installing a game (UT2K4, was a long time ago really)

the next one, i had a HDD failure, though there was no explanation to it, no over usage, no virus, no nothing, it just decided to fuck up

third notebook’s motherboard fried, how the fuck did that happen? apparently according to the guy that checked it, it was overheating (i used that notebook only 2 hours, then stopped for an hour, that was thanks to my mom being paranoid about me using it)

finally i get a normal PC, and what happens then? VIRUS, my uncle used my computer for like 5 seconds and he managed to get a virus into it (i think this might be family curse lol)

and now finally i got this other one, and the problem now? framework fucked up, meaning there’s programs i can’t use, games that don’t work right, so i’m going to have to format and switch to vista

so after all this situations I’ve come to the conclusion, that computers hate me, or i have the worsted luck as to computer stuff anyone can have

Today another time babysitting .

I found out that they had a pet , a mouse pet. So i thought he lets get it out of the cage so i putted in one of those balls where he can walk in (he pissed over me clothes first).
So he was rolling everywhere . But than like a minute i didn’t hear anything so I checked it out, and i found out the mouse wasn’t in there anymore!!!!!

I told my mom I didn’t want to get married..

now she thinks i’m les.
i tried to convince her that im not, yet at the same time i know that she still thinks it.

she’s now going out of her way all the time to try and “introduce” me to boys and this is coming from the same person who told me i wasn’t allowed to date and told everyone “oh my little girl isn’t interested in boys not till she’s out of university and everything then she’ll think about it”

friiiiick, i don’t know what to tell her or how to tell her to leave me alone and that i don’t want to get married.