So yesterday at work I almost got fired..we have these things at work we use to cut for special jobs..well there all connected together so it’s like 2 feet long..I started stroking it like a dick and starting singing birthday sex..I look to my right and who do I see a lady from human resources..talk about awkard..she wanted my manager to write me up but like a cool manager he had my back and saved my dick and job.

okay, my bitch mother and father got on my case about weed and i said “mom, im 14 years old” she says “i dont give a fucking shit let me smell you” she smelt me and obviously Ive been smoking then they both hit me now im at my friends my parents are broke down assholes

my parents cant just stop fucking up my life if i do weights in front of them and tell em to count they will always try to make me do extra if i get a 89.9 averege than they give me an hours lecture on getting 0.2 to mae it above 90
well i got news for you stop fml and oh yeahhhhhhhhh fuck the world! you sons of bitches

Today, we decided to sell my horse . He has been my best friend for more than 3 years, and words cannot describe how much he means to me . How am I ever gonna live without him ? But I simply haven’t enough hours in the day , and of course it’s the best for both of us , because he is very fine with th girl that has bought him . But I am so sad !! I hate my fucking life !! I am gonna miss him soooo much )’: I cried all day , because has hs always been there for me , when I had a hard time . I need him so much !
Besides that ,i got a 35 pound ticket for a book I can’t find , and my best friend yelled at me , and I dropped my ice-cream in my chest .
The guy i’ve loved for 9 months, who is the only one for me . Is not in love with me .
I’ts raining, it’s cold , it’s FUCKING MAY !
FML !

Today, I realized that my grandparents don’t trust me. They acttualy think im the kind of person to get pregnat at 16, just like my mother did. Im only 12 & yet they think of me as that. Friends? Of corse they are there for you but….Not as your parents are suppose to be right? That is what sucks. & Being told in school I am emo? That’s even worse! Though,I shouldn’t care what people think. But…Im so depressed about my parents. I have no one now. Just me. FML. /:

my parents are the cheapest sons of bitches you will ever meet. they will not stop at anything to fuck up my life and make me miserable. all i asked for is a pair of jeans. but its too much to ask to look nice for once. FUCK YOU MUM AND DAD I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS. I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOUR RETIREMENT IS FOR SHIT.

so the other day i was at school with my girlfriend, (unknown to her parents), so after she finished her notes her teacher told us she had a meeting and told us to make sure the door was locked on the way out, she turned off the lights, we started to do some stuff, as my hands were under her shirt and her hands were all over my dick i was surprised to see the her dad standing at the door of the classroom with the most angry look on his face, we left and had to listen to him tell us of our expectations to not lie and to not do sexual things, this was especially hard because my girlfriend was crying and looked very sad. so after the attendance lady yelled at us for being in a dark locked classroom after hours. so after the long and humiliating walk back to her dads car we had a little goodbye and i felt bad because she got in a lot of trouble, only hours later did she call me and say that she was grounded for a month with no phone, which means no date nights or prom, and she said we have to tone it down a bit, which means like no fun. FML

I have been faithful to my girlfriend for the past three years and I have accused of cheating all the time when she confesses to me that she had a threesome with her friend and her friends boyfriend. This is something I don’t deserve and it broke my heart.fuck my life and fuck hers too