When I knew for sure that my, now, ex- bf was cheating on me, I hadn’t seen him for a while cuz he’d been working long weeks for the fire dept. He came over and we got into some foreplay, I decided to give him oral and was appalled. I could taste another woman’s rank tuna juices on his cock!
From-unda- is WAY different than dirty puzzay so I knew right away. And I knew already there was a girl he was attracted to that he worked with since they were in classes together and they would txt each other a lot.
But I was so sexually deprived, I made him clean up so I could get my fucking O. Then I we never fucked again.
I still feel like a tool. I should have kicked his naked ass out!
FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!
I hope he likes fish, cuz now he eats a whole lot of tuna.
im a virgin buttt im 47.
My life consits of friends and school we smoke pot in my closet and drink beeer in my car on our way to school this is totally fake but it looked like fun i have bestfriend named bumpis we love to texxt about pot and sex and girls. We are billinares we have all the things we never had were on the cover of seventeen magg smiling next to ophrah and the queen<3 during the day we dig holes in our ex girls yard. then we sleep in them. our ex girlfriends are ugly and have huge asses and buck teeeth they are from the incest state they fuck there father for fun. we run track for our college team bleak runs the conession stand and bumpis cleaning the pottys. we listen to ghettostompingscreamo. we live in apartments in the lost city of atlants. we watch disney channel a lot. we wear girl clothes. and fucking watch doraa(: shes the shit. yo. holla
After me and a girl I used to like and date were still friends, she got mad at me for no reason and refused to talk to me. I finally find a girl I really care about and actually likes me back, and her parents automatically dont like me cuz of who my dad is. We have to sneak around and crap and she’s seems so afraid that her parents have “spies” watchin her or somethin that she’s too afraid to drive to my house when she can. I care about her but this fucking sux. Ive never had a normal relationship, or a particularly good/healthy one, and when I find someone i could have one with, her fucking parents go bat shit crazy and forbid her to see me. FML
I work at Walmart…
My world is great.
1. Wake up
2. Smoke a bong
3. Have shower
4. Go to school
5. Smoke joint with friends behind classroom
6. Go to music room for band practise
7. Finish school
8. Hang with friends and get wasted
9. Go home
10. Sleep
i’ve grown up needing to be perfect. my mom and grandparents raised me to get A+’s on every report card. they would take my toys/electronics away when i got bad grades. when i got older, i had crushes. all of them rejected me. now im 16 and i never had a boyfriend, im overweight, over 200 pounds, and i get rejected by the people around me almost everyday.
i listen to Simple plan daily cause my life describes it so much. i lost 3 close family/friends in the last 2 years. my greatgrandma (very close like a mom), my greatgrandpa (Also very close) and a lady i knew all my life (friend of my grandma’s). i also have had multiple suicide attempts, for some reason i’m too scared to stab myself. i have very low self esteem, and whenever people laugh at me, i cry and try to cut my wrist with a pencil. i also have a 3 huge moles on my face. kids would yell in my face saying “Chop that Fucking Mole of your Fucking Face” im going to a christian camp in a few days, i get rejected there by most people.. the only respect i get is at night, when i cry, no one cares!
Fuck My Life!!
It’s a piece of shit of a life for a teen.
I’ve got school assignments UP THE FUCKING ASS which include speeches in front of 800 people, science experiments where
