Just the other day i went out with my dad to walmart to get some things for christmas. Since i was kinda sick at the time i was taking cough medicine that makes you drowsy. When we got inside the store, the medicine kicked in and at first i felt pretty nauseous and lightheaded so i ran to the bathrooms. it didn’t really occur to me which bathroom was which and i just ran into the closest one. I had my hand over my mouth when i walked into the last big stall and the piss toilets that guys have didn’t even register in my brain when i saw them. I sat down on the toilet for awhile hoping that i didn’t throw up. After a few minutes passed, someone else came into the stall next to me and i could see the very manlike shoes they were wearing…when i saw them stand in front of the toilet about a foot away and then i heard them pissing…it smacked me in the face that i was in the men’s bathroom. FML.

My bf was my first, and only sexual partner. Gave him my virginity at 21 years of age, he gave me 3 STDs… Hat trick!

Don’t know how I got here. When I first starting seeing him I had no intention of getting into a relationship, I was happy, confident, sure of myself. Now 18 months later, I’m bordering on depression, fighting the urge to drink myself to sleep, and he is nowhere to be seen. Though I’m sure he’ll turn up later when he’s hungry.

Everything he’s ever told me I’ve taken at face value; I’m finding it harder to do this now, at this time where I feel we should be closer than ever and we couldn’t be further apart

The things that are depressing/stressing me aren’t entirely to do with him, but he’s not helping which leads me to wonder what’s the point? what am i getting out of this?

I’m not expecting anyone’s sympathy. It’s just ironic how lonely you can feel when you aren’t really meant to be/feel alone. The more down I get there more I want to see him, the less I actually do see him, the more we argue, the less he wants to see me, the more depressed I get. It’s a vicious circle, and I don’t know how to make it better.

So I’m sad, when I shouldn’t be, when I’ve been blessed in every way up until this point, have never gone without. Evidently I have some mental disorder so FML

ok since i was little my family on y dads side hasnt givin a rats ass there drunk alcoholics and my moms side have almost all died including my mom. ok i knew this girl for 3 1/2 years right and she asked me out i said es we went out for 4 mounths and i loved and meen loved her even b4 she asked me out. the only problem was she lived in a group home and i couldnt call her or see her i saw her not even 3 1/2 hours a week A WEEK an right b4 halloween there was a halloween dance at the ymca we volenteer at. well i couldnt get a hold of her to see if she was going so i could meet her up there so i didnt go because if she wasnt there i went up there for nothing so the next day she breaks up with me and tells me she met another guy there then that night she calls me back and begs me to go bac out with her so i do just recently i got told by like 7 ppl that she ws cheatting on me so i broke up wih he she calls me and says there lieing she is crying so i take her back and friday night there was this teen night we were both there she told me when her friend got there that i had to hang with her i said no she went over to this guy she met at the dance and hung around him all night then i get a text that 1 of my good friends i lost contact with years ago got shot because and killed over whereing the wrongs colors at night and to top it off my girlfriend took me aside and told me she was cheating on me for like 2 months since that fucking damn dance and breaks up with me and said he made her choose when i told her weeks b4 to choose me or him and she said she chose me so then she calls me last night because we went to a volunteer thing yesterday and he was there to and last night she said that she saw how much it hurt to see her with him and stuff and it did it killed me man and she said she thinks she made the wrong choice and i told her i just wanted her to be happy witch is true but i want her with me and we got into an argument and then she said she was starting to think she made the right choice i said whatever make you happy so i just lost the last person i loved in this fucked up world how fucked up is that and i am stupid enough to take her back if she asks then i will hurt more i love her more than anybody else in this world can

1st time I gave my 3 years to a girl she turned out to be a gold digger. Bitch. 2nd time I fell in love turned out to be a hooker. FML

One night I was so drunk, that I ran over to a statue and gave it a blowjob. I broke my tooth… FML!!!

so the other day i took sum extenze to get my penis bigger and i took three ok…… three!! ur supposed to take 1 and i ODED there was soo much blood that it BROKE the skin!!!
FUCK MY LIFE

Well I guess I am blessed that I have food and shelter and going to college, but my life sucks ass. All of my family but me and my mom get into too much trouble and we all have to pay for it, and the crying baby’s aren’t fair. I’m donating semen and as part of the rules we have to tell our manager if we got a job/ collect checks, which wioll raise our rent and if we don’t tell we’ll get evicted. But I don’t want to admit I jackoff in a cup 3x a week.

I haf a lot 2b thankful for but my life sucks because I live in a ghetto building and the government doesn’t care about me and whoever else wants 2b happy in the USA.

fuck every pres. of the US that wasn’t assassinated and fml

wow what a cryfest this is … you are all fucking gay