My wifes cell phone beeped the other day so i checked her text message.. the text read “i am having a nap right now but i wish i was napping with my cock inside of you”… the text wasn’t from me….
F.M.L.

An ex girlfriend ill call Mary called me yesterday after about a year of not seeing her. Mary comes over and sparks start flying we end up on my bed. Mary’s panties are off and dress half way pulled up and were making out while shes on top of me. she stops in the middle of making out and asked me if me and another ex, i will call Susie, had sex after me and Mary broke up. Thinking Mary already knows the answer if shes asking, which is yes, i say yes. Mary says “Oh.” gets up puts all her cloths back on and leaves with no explanation

i was going to get my needle at school and i was sitting next to my guy mate and he was looking at the teacher really funny and i realised that he had a boner it was so funny and he’s only yr 8 LAMO Fuck was funny

I’ve been dating this guy for a couple years now and I do love him but, I have been talking to this dude at work. The guy at work is super cute and super fun. But, bf is also cute and fun and we are perfect for each other. When i’m with him I feel like i’m the best I have ever felt in my life. He changes the way I view life. But, I hjave been going through changes and idk if I feel as much for him. I don’t feel anything for the guy at work at all. I know that he just wants to use me but, I can’t help but want to be with him. Or lets just say want to fuck him. Thats really all I want. But, why?

last night me and my gf told eashother all our wildest sex storys, mine had alot of blood and stuff, she dated this guy for 3 years and he made her fuck her dog and blow him at the same time, im going to leave her now

today i wanted to get laid but i had a hard time getting a hard on and i been waiting for this day for ever it fuckin sucks ass so major FML

I did have an affair–I admit it. I admitted it to my my husband. It all started one night with a WHOLE lot of rum. My husband’s best friend and wife were over. We all fucked around with each other. It continued on the next weekend. Then my husband and the other wife didn’t continue anything. But, me and my huband’s best friend did–for a month. Everyone found out. We cut ties with them. I miss him–meaning the other guy–terribly. I haven’t seen him–but my husband constantly accuses me of it–when I am at work all day–he thinks I am with him. I really wish I was. FML!!!!

Im 26 years old and I havent had sex for about 6-7 years, no relationship since 6 years and not even a kiss during that time. My friends are getting children and all and I cant even find someone to fuck with. I have a lousy selfesteem and it dosent get any better by hearing from guys that “well, it dosent matter if your that ugly and fat as long as I can stick it in you…” When I was younger I could get almost anyone that I wanted but now it´s impossible. FUCK MY LIFE!!