When me and my girlfriend were having sex and in the middle of it she started saying someone else name so i didn’t know what to do so i just said who’s that and she went quiet and left my house.

Damn i just found out that my ~~Friend,fucks like 37647746(5) times a day.

So one me and my boyfriend,were in his room about to fuck,but one problem…my ex was there in the same bed…..So we fucked anyway…….while he was sleep.Does this count as a threesome????? JOElmao

my wife and I never have sex. Maybe once a month, it sucks. I keep trying to get her in the mood but she never gets there. The other night in bed I noticed something odd going on her side of the bed. She was masturbating in our bed right next to me. She thought I was asleep. Come to find out she does this quite often when she thinks I’m asleep. She just didn’t want to have sex with me. ~FML

i was sitting in class today.. the girl behind me has the biggest boobs… i got hard so quick!! i was in schooll!!

so i ate this girl out… wen i went down it smelled like friend chicken!!!!! FML

ok, so some of you will remember my sis (that walked in on me having sex and asked “if she can join in”…well today…i was alone and my gf is out of town. I grab my laptop and begin to masturbate as the door starts opening and i didnt notice that my sis was watching until after i was finish … FMFuckingL

God I wish I could be less shy, more confident, less worried about being seen as flirtatious. GOD! only if He existed.