so the other day i took sum extenze to get my penis bigger and i took three ok…… three!! ur supposed to take 1 and i ODED there was soo much blood that it BROKE the skin!!!
FUCK MY LIFE

I fucked my cat

ive been dating my bf for 9 months now. but every time we talk i don’t have anything to say to him. and im starting to question if i even like him any more. at school i see him looking at other girls and his best friend is a girl. how can he be talking and having a girls when he cant seem to even srike up a decent convo with me? when we’re alone though, he holds me and makes me feel beautiful like i used to feel all the time. but thats when we start to fool around. we have been soo close to having sex several times i dont know why we havent. but the second we are apart. i feel lonely and angry at him all over again. should i just dump him and save the heart ache? im soo confused. HELP!

i hate the way guys just think they can use us for sex

well.. amM..ahhhaaaaaa.. :E…this was one day emm…jiji i went to ”maria”house xD… then i asked her for kiss, but she said NO!
THEN i decided to go home and i said that i had to chat with my gf…and she sttoped me cus she started to cry and she told that she doesnt wanna to be alone again x_X… and i started to comforting her and u_Uemm….she pulled my tshirt n kissed me on her bed! then my dick started waking up…and she took hetr shirts ofMUAJAJA!,,and then..u know jiji…happy
4 ever =)!!..ohh ohh wait jiji…and one fat bitch ”her step-dad” knocked da door o.O…and he said…heyy ”maria”..i think its time to ur friend to go home..and then we stop o.O…. but jiji…we just keep going xD!!…and emm he knocked da door again 15 mins later xD os somethink like dat:p… and he opened tha door o.O…but i glad that hes blind xD!!!!!!!…ijjijij joj juju jaja…. and i decided to go home jiji… and ..bla bla bla bla bla… and we still hvng sx kip kip…the story its too much complicated but this is enough 4 today xD!!baa byee..pst, shes beside me D!!

I got a SMS from an unknown number on my way home after work. Just fun fun, we started a concersation via SMS, and later via internet. He was from the same homwtown as my long-time-ago exbf, whom I still got feel for. And he just lived in 5-mins way, and once served in a nearby restaurant to my institute. One thing led to another, we met and had sex. And I was so nervous, this was the first ONS I ever had. We had three times, which was really hurt since I hadn’t had sex for almost 2 years. The most crazy thing was: he was EIGHT years younger than me!

wow the only person people thought would stay a virgin for a long time. now they cant talk, weve had sex over 20 times and now she is pregnant. oh boy, i cant wait to see where im at in a year

The other night was my girdriends last night in town before a week long trip. We decided to have sex before she left. Half way through when she was giving me head, she told me my sick smelt like poop. Right before the real action started to take place, we changes positions. We had been fucking in our cats poop. Yum:)