this sea donkey messed up my mornin

so here is the deal. i went to this bar and met some giant broad. this is where it starts to bother me. i went back to her house and my homies were tellind be to do better but my helmet got the best of me and i smashed a fattie. fuck my life! i woke up with the sun and heard the pitter patter of lil mixed kid feet. (just so you know a mud shark is awhite girl who likes the blacks)(second they have bigger feet cause they are part black!) anyway i got up realized i was shacked up next to this sea beast and i knew i needed to get the hell out. Half asleep i got up saw a screwdriver on the dresser and started to pop out the pins from the bars on the window. not realizing i was wearing a sock boxers and thats it i got the pin out. the bars hit the fire escape and she woke up i grabbed my phone smokes wallet keys and metro card and i was down the fire escape. had to take the subway all the way itno manhattan and then into brooklyn during rush hour it was fun considering i was only wearing one sock and boxers. if fatty reads this please respond id love to give you hell for abusing me like that!!!!!!!

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pretty weird

im 14 and i lost my virginity to a 20 year old babysitter i met at church and her name is Endy. i can’t complain, at least i got laid.

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you all suck

you are all a bunch of little pussies i have sex 5 to 6 times a day hell ive even fucked a girl in the bathroom of several different restaurants

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confession

When I knew for sure that my, now, ex- bf was cheating on me, I hadn’t seen him for a while cuz he’d been working long weeks for the fire dept. He came over and we got into some foreplay, I decided to give him oral and was appalled. I could taste another woman’s rank tuna juices on his cock!

From-unda- is WAY different than dirty puzzay so I knew right away. And I knew already there was a girl he was attracted to that he worked with since they were in classes together and they would txt each other a lot.

But I was so sexually deprived, I made him clean up so I could get my fucking O. Then I we never fucked again.
I still feel like a tool. I should have kicked his naked ass out!

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!

I hope he likes fish, cuz now he eats a whole lot of tuna.

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sex problems.

im a virgin buttt im 47.

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shuld ilet it happen

ok so a couple of years ago iwas almost rapped by some random guy ididnt even know or want to know.iwas out having a good time with my friends and this guy comes up behind me nd starts to touch me in ways ididnt feel comfortable.so afterr that insident i started dating this guy that i really likd prolly even loved.but sadlyy it turned out all he wanted was to hit it nd quit it.so now im in a new relationship nd ireally do lik this guy nd he knows abt wat happend but alos knows that im still a virgin.shuld ibe scared to loose it to anyyone because of wat happened to me the couple of years ago?adive stronglyy needed

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I can’t take it any more

yes – thats it! definitely it is my worst period of life. The horrible lack of sex, effects me badly, harming my behavior. Alcohol helps me out, but I am feeling that if it continue for more time – I will become rapist. Like I always wanted…

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Wasted at a party and threwed out

Yesterday i was totally wasted at a party, took some drugs and stuff. but there were a few sober people there. they saw me crap my pants, i thought they din’t noticed so i pretended that there was nothing wrong. untill the dad of the guy giving the party saw me. and trew me out. FML!!

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