During the beginning of the school year in september, I was standing in the hall after lunch with a group of friends eating m&m’s. There was a lull in the conversation, and all of a sudden I looked at the m&m I was about to eat, and I said “Guys, there’s an “E” on my m&m!” It turned out I was actually holding it sideways.
No, I’am not blonde.

U read the title…… Well i just got a speeding ticket yay IN A SCHOOL ZONE then i have to pull over in the school student parking lot and thats always a blast especially when everyone knows who you and what kind of car you drive. What an ass Cops have been being gay as shit lately i was going 31 in 20 but it was only to pass a car when i was shot with the lazer but i slowed down right away. FUcking cops need to be worried about PUNK as people and not little shit like yesterday a cop put his car in reverse just to tell me to turn down my radio when i have a stock toyota radio with pioneer tweeters. They have just been around lol i should have predicted this one well i fuckin left school cuz id deffinitly got in more trouble if i would have stayed pissed off.

Our high-school principal has each teacher report class attendance over the intercom. The instructor must state the number of students present by gender.
For example, “I have fifteen boys and twelve girls in attendance.” One day our principal was more than a little miffed at having to remind several teachers of the correct procedure.
He was apparently somewhat forgetful too, when he checked on the girls’ physical education instructor.
“I have twenty-seven pupils present, sir,” she announced.
“Lady,” he shouted through the intercom, “I need sex!”
Please Note Principal Meant “Sex” As In Gender. ! ! !
Fuckink Life for him but big fun for us!