Fucking college. As long as I don’t go to a fucking dumbass college, I am cool, but my greedyass parents want me in ivy leagues or something ‘cus they think I’m smart enough since I took some AP classes, so they’re making me study every fucking hour for the SAT. Like seriously, I only get 5 hours of sleep every day. BTW this is during FUCKING SUMMER VACATION. WHAT THE FUCK. FML. Fuck my parents and collegeboard (nonprofitable my ass). If I don’t relieve this stress somehow, I’ll become a crazy motherfucker. I should probably get myself a girlfriend, but every fucking decent girl around me either taken or not interested in me. FUCK. Now I just want to fucking die and disappear from this fucked up world.

It’s a piece of shit of a life for a teen.

I’ve got school assignments UP THE FUCKING ASS which include speeches in front of 800 people, science experiments where

so the other day i was at school with my girlfriend, (unknown to her parents), so after she finished her notes her teacher told us she had a meeting and told us to make sure the door was locked on the way out, she turned off the lights, we started to do some stuff, as my hands were under her shirt and her hands were all over my dick i was surprised to see the her dad standing at the door of the classroom with the most angry look on his face, we left and had to listen to him tell us of our expectations to not lie and to not do sexual things, this was especially hard because my girlfriend was crying and looked very sad. so after the attendance lady yelled at us for being in a dark locked classroom after hours. so after the long and humiliating walk back to her dads car we had a little goodbye and i felt bad because she got in a lot of trouble, only hours later did she call me and say that she was grounded for a month with no phone, which means no date nights or prom, and she said we have to tone it down a bit, which means like no fun. FML

Have you tried to learn Icelandic… it sucks ass. So FML

Sit samt við hliðinna á sætum stelpum, thats a win. (Y)

girlsz are so wack, they get mad cuz erry niqqa wanna be wit m3. so0 they start shyt.ii popped off on this ugly stank ass bitch cuz she came at ma lil sis wronq. she mad cause she not gettin her pussy lipsz wet!!!

everyone in my (catholic) school hates me, and more than a few have said it to my face. FMFuking shit hole of aL

So I work my ass off jumping through hoops to get a 3.9 GPA for 2 years and get accepted to the program. Now I am about to graduate and I have been dealing with bullshit the whole way through…teachers being totally incompetent and the administraters not knowing thier ass from well anything…so ok I deal with it and get fucked over multiple times (all my classmates do too)we tried to transfer to another school but if we want to be RNs we would have to start all over at another school, so we stay and think “it can’t get worse right?” well it does with each passing quarter. So now we have worked our assess off and made it to the end of school, no thanks to the fucking school or teachers (they just made it harder for us, fucking bastards)so the school makes us pay for our own pinning ceremony and plan and put on the whole thing ourselves…ok so we have been trying to play thier game and do this and today I get an e-mail from a fucking POS administrator that the announcements she was supposed to order 2 weeks ago, she can’t order and now after spending hours designing this professional document that I have to pick from some POS shitty cards from some other source that are unprofessional and more expensive! and it is too fucking late to get out announcements at this point if they are not even ordered yet. thanks for fucking waiting to tell me you can’t do it you stupid POS, the school who we gave tens of thousands of dollars to could give a shit about us! Fuck this I am 50 days from graduating and I am done…sorry class no announcements for these hard workers….aaaaaw fuck it…you try so fucking hard and the fucking astablishment (the man) just beats you down with a bat over and over then drags you backwards…and all I was trying to do was what I thought was the right thing to do, I played thier game and I am sitting in a pile of shit for it…you win….fucking bastards.

Today I was told if I dont speak to one of my suject teachers by tomorrow, dont bother coming in on Monday. We’re expected 10 inches of snow tomorrow in which case the college will be shut. If I cant finish college, I cant go to Uni, if I cant go to Uni I cant do the job I want and my mum and dad disown me. I want to die.