Seeing as the upstairs bathroom was in use I ran to the basement to use that one. The moment I flushed I could help but yell fuck, waking everyone in the house up. Water was poring out of the top of the toilet and all over the floor. I slipped and fell on the wet floor well attempting to call for some help and almost banged my head off the counter. though My head hit a wall instead and my clothes were soaked I survived. My father came to my rescue and made the water stop after I though I was in for a swim. I let a sigh of relief out only to find out that I will be now paying for a new toilet for the house… so say my mother…. good bye pay checks and good by moving out… Paying for this roil flush up is gonna kill me!
The even better part is that the toilet is still making sounds that are making me have to pee again… Lets hope I don’t break the other one!

All these plp got promblem but when they look at how its not just them haveing problems, its almost everybody around you to. but just ask your slef do you think that your life is bad??? you can say yes or no but the truth of facts is, theres always somebody out there that has it worse than you do!

-Hailey Lynn!

I fucked it up,I got no life,I’m not exist,nothing to do but sitting on this fucking boring internet for nothing,I’m nothing but a fat fuck,No one gives a shit if i died,no one knows my name in college,i’m so fucking shy,and the only thing that keeps me balanced is alcohol,no friends,no love,no bran,I fucked up in all my courses,I literally have fucking nothing!
FML

A while back my mother in law had walked in on me while I was getting out of the shower. For some time after she was joking about how small my dick is. She began to ask me how big it got since there was barely anything visible. One day she said that it likely only grew to about 2.5 inches. I didn’t think much of it at the time until recently I found out that my wife had told her my measurement.

A while ago, I have found a good deal on Mazda 3 2006 at a Mazda dealership in Calgary,
I contacted them and asked for a quote, I agreed on paying $5000 cash and to have the rest on financing and
the dealership emailed me back the cost of $145 per months.

Later that day, I have gone to the dealership and I asked them about the condition of the vehicle, because the price was so low.
They replied me, that the vehicle has been fully inspected and is in a perfect shape.
The only reason why the price is so low is that it is a standard transmission and not too many people like standard transmission.
I took the car for a quick ride, everything seemed alright, and I paid a deposit of $500, because I was interested in buying it.

I looked after the insurance and registration, and than I went back to dealership to sign the purchase documents on Oct 30.
I have checked the bill of sale and I have realized the dealership has been charging me $156/mo. instead of $145/mo.,
what is about $800 difference at 72 months financing and after 30 minutes of “negotiation” they have agreed to
do the rust proofing to cover the price difference and we signed the documents with 3 months of powertrain warranty.

Shortly before I took the car from dealership, I have noticed 2 new scratches on the car, this paint damage was not there
when I first seen the car. I have showed it to the dealer and I asked him to fix it.
Shortly after I took the car from dealership, driving on Deer Foot Trail I have realized that the hole car is shaking at speed of 90km/h.
I tried to contact the dealer right away, but the dealership was closed already.

I have brought the car back to dealership for the rust proofing and I explained them the shaking issue of the car.
I have picked up the car the next day, and I have realized that the wheel balancing, what they done, did not fix the shaking issue.

I have brought the car back to dealership again a few days later and asked the service manager to go for a ride, I showed him what the issue is.
He noticed the shaking and told me that there is some issue with the tires. I have asked him if he is sure that the tires are only problem and if a new set of tires will solve the shaking issue. He has replied that he is 100% sure.
I have agreed to purchase a set of new tires, just to have the issue solved and I asked him to fix the paint damage.
He has installed the new tires and fixed the scratches or at least he said so and called me next day to pick up the car.

I have picked up the car the next day, and I have realized he did fix only one of the paint damages.
I had to leave my car at dealership again just to have the paint damage repaired.
There has been a lot of snowing those days in Calgary and I was not able to test the car properly.
A few days later when the road conditions have improved, driving on Deer Foot Trail I have realized that the hole car is still shaking,
and the new tires did not fix the shaking issue.

I have brought the car back to dealership again and asked the general manager to go for a ride, I showed him what the issue is.
He noticed the shaking and told me that he will take it for a ride again with the service manager.
I have been waiting for a few hours but even after the service manager still had no idea what’s wrong.
Finally after about 4 hours they told me there there must be something wrong with the road.
I told them that, if there is nothing wrong with the car, they should fix the roads.

I thought to myself, there are only two options.
The first is that the dealer knows nothing about the car, especially after saying “there must be something wrong with the road”.
The second option is that the dealer sold me a faulty car and is not willing to fix it properly.
After another few hour I have entirely lost my patience and trust in North Hill Mazda Calgary and I have asked for the full refund
or a brand new car or else I would call my lawyer.

… and this is how I have purchased a new Mazda 3 2011.

I few days later the general manager of North Hill Mazda has called me that they have done a mistake when we signed the purchase documents
for my new Mazda 3 2011, they have charged me $300 less. He asked me to come back to dealership to sign another bill of sale.
I have briefly explained him not to call me again, and I have changed my phone number a few hours later.

Do I like my Mazda? – Yes, I love it.
Will I be considering to buy another Mazda? – Not sure, probably not.
Will I ever go back to the North Hill Mazda? – Never in my life!!!
Will I recommend the North Hill Mazda to anyone? – No, I won’t, not even to my mother-in-law!!!

Okay me and my friends where waiting for the 33 bus form Venice beach to downtown when all of a sudden a car drives at least 100 miles per hour and crashes to an apartment, car sets on fire, and a woman got seriously hurt from the legs. why you ask this is fucked up well i was the one who took the woman out of the car with the help of some homeless guy, this bitch is so fucked up that she took off her pants and told me fuck me. after the cops came they handle the rest and my friends and i were just about to leave until one of my friends told me that she left her bag in the grass and that the same homeless guy that helped me out took off with the bag containing her California id, her social card, and 50 buck bucks. that’s why i had one hell of a night.

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

- William Shakespeare -

what does it means? theres only one answer.

LIFE IS LIKE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
LIFE ITSELF SHOULDN’T EXIST!

all of you people need to grow some fucking balls and those “friendless” people please you are only friendless because you aren’t making any effort to make any friends just go crawl in a hole and die all of you