Another year of Life

When I was brought home from the hospital on the day I was born, it snowed long and hard. Today, I was greeted by snow again when I awoke.

I look back, and realize, that those who envy youth do not put much into the length of a year. So much changes, so many things move, and the world shifts in a different way. It’s this maddening, never ending process that works to fray and unwind the fibers that keep us close to each other. We drift farther apart from each other and the places we have great affection, every second, of every minute, right on to days, weeks, and years. This causes me great sorrow, to know that as time marches on, I must part ways with my friends, with my family, and with the passions of which I take to with such zeal. They will be missed.

I’ve lost so much over the past year, and gained so very little. Such are the ways of the world, where the proverbial scales shall never be tipped into your favor, however hard you believe. So now is a time to take stock of what treasures you have now, for tomorrow they may be no more. Cherish every living moment of your life, no matter how disparaging they may be. You can never tell when the long worldly trek ends. Remember this.

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Bad Try

Tonight, I was looking for the new fucking life website, a wrong adress brought me to an explicit website and my mum was behind me. F.L.

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The liquid under the car

A few years ago, my husband and I were out in Old Montreal with some American customers. They were driving a Jaguar and had parked it behind a building where you had to park a little on a slant. So when we escorted them back to their car at the end of the evening, we found a long rivulet of liquid coming from underneath the car. My husband was very concerned for his customer. He did not want to see him get taken advantage of – you know;
Jaguar + American plates + desperation = $$$$$$

So he bent down to dip his fingers in the liquid to see if it felt like oil, then he put it to his nose to see if it smelled like antifreeze. He was puzzled…

Then I went on the other side of the car and found that someone had taken a pee right next to the car!! It really did look like it came from the car!!

Boy, did I laugh!!! Needless to say, Ben started to look for a bathroom so he could wash his hands.
Bwahhhahahahaha!

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The adult bookstore

That is so funny. My sister-in-law and I went to an adult bookstore a few months ago because I wanted to get some tattoo magazines. Well, I get the magazines and, of course, they put them in a brown paper bag with no writing. When we walked out of the store, I bumped into my parent’s pastor, who was walking down the sidewalk outside the store to a neighboring store. It seems like everytime I go down there, there are people I know around there. There’s no telling what they think I’m buying.

Don’t tell anybody, but sometimes it’s more than tattoo magazines.

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I lost a good friend…

we use to talk all the time…
but here recently when i told him i had sex over the weekend…he wont hardly talk to me anymore…
I didn’t know that he had a crunch on me, i miss him terribly…its just not the same…

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Pc’s hate me

Right, I’ve come to the conclusion, after 3 notebooks and 2 normal PC’s than computers in general HATE me.

anything like a computer that i touch/use, gets fucked up after a while, most of the time it’s like a month or two

at first you might think “ah this guy just doesn’t take care of them” but the bloody fuck i do, anti viruses, schedules to use it, deleting unnecessary stuff at the second it’s not good and computers still fuck up on me :/

the first one was thanks to a problem in the audio, happened after i restarted the PC when installing a game (UT2K4, was a long time ago really)

the next one, i had a HDD failure, though there was no explanation to it, no over usage, no virus, no nothing, it just decided to fuck up

third notebook’s motherboard fried, how the fuck did that happen? apparently according to the guy that checked it, it was overheating (i used that notebook only 2 hours, then stopped for an hour, that was thanks to my mom being paranoid about me using it)

finally i get a normal PC, and what happens then? VIRUS, my uncle used my computer for like 5 seconds and he managed to get a virus into it (i think this might be family curse lol)

and now finally i got this other one, and the problem now? framework fucked up, meaning there’s programs i can’t use, games that don’t work right, so i’m going to have to format and switch to vista

so after all this situations I’ve come to the conclusion, that computers hate me, or i have the worsted luck as to computer stuff anyone can have

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Baby sitting problem! I lost it…

Today another time babysitting .

I found out that they had a pet , a mouse pet. So i thought he lets get it out of the cage so i putted in one of those balls where he can walk in (he pissed over me clothes first).
So he was rolling everywhere . But than like a minute i didn’t hear anything so I checked it out, and i found out the mouse wasn’t in there anymore!!!!!

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