Its so sad I just realized Im in love with my best friend, and even though some times I think he is also into me some times he starts talking to me about other girls and I cant do nothing but smile and “advice” him about what to do whit this girl who is my lil sisters friend and I see her every tuesday FML!
My sexy ass black,lucious,reading teacher is a fucking cougar…i constantely fail her class just to get again every year…I cant understand why i put myself in this horrible temptation..ughhh why cant i have this desirable sexy lady
Before my divorce my exwife and I went to counseling. The very first appointment he told us that “Nothing was going to change” “Thangs will always be this way”… What a Dick… so later he tells us to make a short outline of what our problems were with one another. so the next day I write this little page of the things I had a problem with and head to the next appointment. My now exwife is there and gives me a 40 page typed outline of all the things she has wrong with me… F@$%…. Ya… that didn’t go over so well. The next week she took my kids and moved out. I’m not a bad guy but God does love to piss on my life.
~FML
so i finally meet the guy of my dreams and hes in my science class, we flirted and i knew he liked me, then he gets back together with his ex who cheated on him and shes not even in the same school…now when i see him in the hall instead of smiling he just looks at me FML!!!!!!
talk to her *every* day, she spends a day at the mall w/ some guy and they end up fingering, calls me up, “i finally have a guy that i can talk to”. // slap me in the fucking face !!
The first day of school was kool until i met a guy name Jason when i fell in love with him.he is too shy to ask me out but he asked another girl out!! FML!
i really like this guy named kaleb he is so hot. so im always around him and no he thinks im a stalker its pretty hard not to be around him b/c we have 5 of the same classes plus lunch
its not fair, the girl i like, the day i told her that i liked her, this boy who she just told me who she liked asked her out,shes now with the boy. n then now, she keeps flirting with me, and i dont know what to do.