i was out in town with three of my ‘girl’ friends and 3 of one of my ‘girl’ friends guy friends (they were extremely attractive)…soo when i needed to pee i decided to climb over the locked gates to get into the bathroom cause they lock the bathrooms at night ..i got over the gate and went to the bathroom but getting back over wasnt as easy i got to the top and got stuck i couldnt get down no matter how hard i tried i was stuck up there for 5 minuets finally one of the boys had to climb up and help me down but in the process he kinda dropped but i fell right on top of one of the other boys hitting him in the nose with my elbow and then his nose started bleading ….i felt soo bad

I visited England a few months ago. I was with two of my friends, Big Mic and B-bitch. Now, I don’t call them this, they insist on calling themselves these retarded-rear end names. Of course, first thing we did when we got there was visit a ‘pub’ and have a ‘pint’.

One pint became several, and as we sat there, quite drunk, my friend Mic stands up and shouts “I’m hungry! Where’s all this big spotted dick I keep hearing about!”

I stared at him, B-bitch stared at him, and every loving person in the pub stared at him. Some guy sitting next to us looks over and says ‘They serve it through a hole in the men’s bathroom stall. Go have a look.’