Everything started this 2009 summer in Greece.I started hanging around with my best friend after we didn’t have talked for 2 years. He was advising me helping me with chicks and we were fucking any chick we want.He started smoking…And we once tried tequila..From this time we were like every weekend getting drunk and having fun!!..It was all okay till then.He started not hanging out downtown.HE wanted to stay play in the local cyber cafe and smoke with some guys from his class room.I was following him and i was boring.So i started hanging out alone downtown with some new guys.So after a while he decided we should go once downtown..I was like okay..So we met some hot chicks..And the best one liked me..We kissed changed number and was all okay.The next day i told him ”lets go again” he said ”Go fuck off, you want everything for your own..” he told me he was gona talk to my girlfriend about that when we were both cheating our girlfriends he suddenly became the ”right ” one..Anyway i broke up with my ex and i am now with anastasia (the girl of my dreams).She is in love with me so and i..The only problem is that when i meet my ”crew” they always start talking shit making me ridiculous to her eyes and he is sticking at her..Kissing her neck and saying ”it’s friendly” he even ask me ”lets trade girlfriends once”..We changed several but that was only with the girl of ”once” …HE is keep doing it when he sees i am jealous.the whole thing is fucked up…

I cant stand my best friend anymore.We’ve been friends since we were born but then we grown and become extremelly different people.Now she started to say “GRR IM MAD, SOMEONE DOES NOT RESPECT MY MUSICAL TASTE SO THIS PERSON IS A ASSHOLE” But Im always making jokes about the bands that she likes (EMO BANDS) and she didnt put my name in that shit but Im sure that was for me, and I asked her “Are u talking about me? -mentally:WHAT ARE U YELLING NOW, BITCH? HEHE” And she answered “Not, but if that fits on you…” AND I WAS LIKE “GRRRRRR”.Stupid, she thinks that my jokes about her emo bands (she do jokes about my rock bands either) is impportant than our 17 years of ‘friendship’, go to hell! GRRRRRRRR

im sick of being told when to drive people around, Fucking bums shit. now i feel super guilty:(, your fault. FML

I was having a great time with my bff we were in Veracruz Mexico, but the problem begins when i started to drink a little too much and i get totally drunk, just as drunk as my friend, we decided to go to an “antro” mmmhh in spanish means night club, we met people dance u know but i started feeling really bad i ran to the next bathroom but i throwed up all the way to it, the floor was a mess i was so embarassed FML

OK, well my best friend been asking me to do stuff for them, and I usually do it with out question, regardless of what they ask. But lately I’ve been going through a lot of crap, and I’ve asked him to do stuff for me, and he says he will, but he never does, or even when he does, he fucks everything up. Granted, I’ve known him for like 4 years, and we’ve been good friends since then. He is like a brother to me, but IDK what I should do. I’ve tried talking to him, but he is to busy sticking his tong in his girl friend mouth, that I rarely even get to talk to him. He is either with his girl friend, or “to busy” to talk. He seems he only wants to be around me if he needs something. Whenever I try to call him, he can’t talk, but when he calls me I talk to him even when I’m busy. I feel like I’m losing me best friend, and I don’t want that. What should I do?

So for three years now, I have fell in love with this girl, that I’ve been in love with for three years, I go to high school with her, we are now seniors. I am one of the nicest guys out there, I did everything for her, bought her stuff, and she always strung me along. Last year we end up finally going out, instead of being “Just Friends”. About two months before this, a new kid comes to our school, and he becomes my closest most trusted friend. Valentines Day rolls around, and I work my entire day trying to get money to buy her a build-a-fucking-bear, wait in line for hours, run late, and still manage to take her out, on a Quadruple date with 4 of my other friends, and manage to pay for everything. She is a bitch the entire time. I drop her off at home at 2:00 A.M. that morning. Come to find out the next day she has been talking to my “Closest, Most Trusted” friend. What happened was, after I dropped her off, he fucking went over there, and god knows what happened. I break up with her, months go on, and they start hanging out, and he still denies that he has any feelings for her, same as her. I walk in at a party of her giving him a blow-fucking-job. I come to find out they fuck over the summer. So he lied to me, and fucked the girl I’ve only ever loved. Now, that friend and I don’t talk. Those two horn-fucks don’t talk, they hate each other. My friend tries to ask for forgiveness, and now she is trying to get back with me. And try to fight the only girl that I have come to like since this experience.

-Fuck My Life.

My dad doesnt want me to have friends and doesnt want me to go out with them
while he just got married and made a baby and turned my life all around FML RLY!! I CANT WAIT FOR 1 YEAR AND BE 18!

i used to smoke up every 2-3 days… then one of my best friends knew about it and then he started to say shit like stop it or u’ll lose all of your friends nd shit… he talked to all my friends and they told me if i didn’t stop i’ll never get to talk to them nd shit… i mean WTF?!
i’ll do what ever the fuck i want! FML!