My fucking job sucks.
I thought in the beginning that a java programmer is something really cool.
Firm is really fucked up, almost every employee in it,everyone is happy when there is no need to,everyone is angry when they should be happy and payment is low,below what was in agreement never-ending story.Job is always in my mind and more I work the more needs to be done…

FMFL

I’m at work & declared happy hour 45 min. ago.Now I’m buzzed & realize I work better under these conditions. i hope to sober up in time for my date at 7 pm. it’s now 4:45 Who else keeps vodka at work. I am so disgusted w/ my life I’m laughing about it. I haven’t gotten laid in 1 1/2 yrs. since my fiance left me at the altar. A nun just came into my workplace, no joke, she will pray for me. i’m so fucked up over this guy & my f’d up life. My business is taki8ng a huge hit bc of recession. I can’t meet a nice guy who keeps their word . My brother is terminally ill. my family is f’d up over it. i just want to disappear for a while

So my boss is a little pissed off at me.

Apparently he didn’t like his birthday present.

Who couldn’t use a gallon of hemorrhoid lotion?

would u rather have a job where u get 20 dollars a day n just mostly sit n watch tv n get free food with little work or would u rather a normal job with the work n higher pay ?

Had to lv wk @ 3 pm today OMG AM I GETTING WROTE UP FOR THAT? WELL F*CK YOU BUDDY AND HAVE A NICE F*CKING DAY IF I AM!……..OMG can you say “hello HR”? so much more but it’s wayto much to type here, f*ck those bastards……….

I work extreme hours at a water park. One night after a party I was cleaning at 1 AM when my best friend called and asked where I was. I told her I was still at the park but she didn’t belive me. So I handed the phone to my totally gorgeous manager and asked him to prove that I was there. In his sexiest voice he said, “Of course she’s at the park… Where else would she be?” I grabbed the phone away from him and on the other side of the line my friend was screaming, “THAT PROVES NOTHING!!”

today i visited a preschool teacher in her class for an evaluation of her teaching skills. As I entered her class she was reading the story of the Little Red Riding hood. One of her four years old kid took a look at me and shouted: Look, this is the Big Bad Wolf! Then he started to cry. It was so bad I had to leave.