so here is the deal. i went to this bar and met some giant broad. this is where it starts to bother me. i went back to her house and my homies were tellind be to do better but my helmet got the best of me and i smashed a fattie. fuck my life! i woke up with the sun and heard the pitter patter of lil mixed kid feet. (just so you know a mud shark is awhite girl who likes the blacks)(second they have bigger feet cause they are part black!) anyway i got up realized i was shacked up next to this sea beast and i knew i needed to get the hell out. Half asleep i got up saw a screwdriver on the dresser and started to pop out the pins from the bars on the window. not realizing i was wearing a sock boxers and thats it i got the pin out. the bars hit the fire escape and she woke up i grabbed my phone smokes wallet keys and metro card and i was down the fire escape. had to take the subway all the way itno manhattan and then into brooklyn during rush hour it was fun considering i was only wearing one sock and boxers. if fatty reads this please respond id love to give you hell for abusing me like that!!!!!!!
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