So yesterday at work I almost got fired..we have these things at work we use to cut for special jobs..well there all connected together so it’s like 2 feet long..I started stroking it like a dick and starting singing birthday sex..I look to my right and who do I see a lady from human resources..talk about awkard..she wanted my manager to write me up but like a cool manager he had my back and saved my dick and job.
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