Posted by Vertigo in Sex Life on 02 21st, 2010 | 3 Comments
wife masturbating…
my wife and I never have sex. Maybe once a month, it sucks. I keep trying to get her in the mood but she never gets there. The other night in bed I noticed something odd going on her side of the bed. She was masturbating in our bed right next to me. She thought I was asleep. Come to find out...
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Posted by Mike in It's a Boring Life on 02 21st, 2010 | No Comments
FUCK MY LIFE
Okay this isnt even supposed to be funny. I woke up today realising that Ive got loads of college work to do and only a few hours to do it in. My two sports teams also lost over the weekend and my tea is going to be 30 minutes late. FUCK MY LIFE! VN:F [1.9.3_1094]Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)
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Posted by Vertigo in In Love on 02 21st, 2010 | No Comments
Marriage Counseling
Before my divorce my exwife and I went to counseling. The very first appointment he told us that “Nothing was going to change” “Thangs will always be this way”… What a Dick… so later he tells us to make a short outline of what our problems were with one another....
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Posted by mad in My Family on 02 20th, 2010 | No Comments
ugh
okay soo i went to a party with my cuz and his friends there 21 and im 16 well anyways i went with them and i was drikin really hard and i got sick well one of my sisters friends were there and saw me go to the bath room and one of my cuzins friends went in there with me so he could hold my hair so...
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Posted by joe tate in Miscellaneous on 02 20th, 2010 | 3 Comments
I am black
im black FML VN:F [1.9.3_1094]Rating: +17 (from 51 votes)
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Posted by Jimmy Wyner in Miscellaneous on 02 20th, 2010 | 1 Comment
This site
This site used to be funny and intead it has turned into a bunch of shit. I was having a bad day and was expecting this to cheer me up and it just made me feel more depressed…..FML VN:F [1.9.3_1094]Rating: 0 (from 24 votes)
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Posted by joe tate in Sex Life on 02 20th, 2010 | 1 Comment
bonerr
i was sitting in class today.. the girl behind me has the biggest boobs… i got hard so quick!! i was in schooll!! VN:F [1.9.3_1094]Rating: -18 (from 42 votes)
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Posted by big boyyy in Sex Life on 02 19th, 2010 | 1 Comment
fried chicken
so i ate this girl out… wen i went down it smelled like friend chicken!!!!! FML VN:F [1.9.3_1094]Rating: +6 (from 30 votes)
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