If I have been honored to serve you at my pad, you’d realize the very existence of the pussies here. (Not what you might think of)
Cats mated, thus, produced many kittens in our apartment. What surprised me was that our kindness to them has made us becoming extinction! Some people moved out while more stray cats consider this place as their playground, refuge, cafeteria, and eventually mating venue (lucky bastards!!!). They have successfully outnumbered us in quantity but not in quality ( Thanks to be God).
During mating seasons, I am often awaked by the earth-moving noise in our big balcony or even our living room. It is not the sound of ‘baby-making’; rather, it is sound of duel. Yea, I guess even in their world, you have to fight hard to get chicks, or cats?
Due to the stated rationale, I, The Great Kevan, have constituted and implemented the non-infamous, apartment-wide PFA, or Pussy Frightening Act. Effective January 2, 2009. It is in the light of establishing the human authority by scare the s*** of the cats here. Otherwise, in the near future, the cats might acquire the power of slavering us all, and when that day finally comes, there shall be no mercy and democracy!!! And lets say no to cats’ sexy time!!!
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It is a lot of talkingabout M. Jacksondead, it’s a very sad for me because I love his music, I still didn’t believe in his deade. Hi was a definitely king of ‘Pop’.