I visited England a few months ago. I was with two of my friends, Big Mic and B-bitch. Now, I don’t call them this, they insist on calling themselves these retarded-rear end names. Of course, first thing we did when we got there was visit a ‘pub’ and have a ‘pint’.
One pint became several, and as we sat there, quite drunk, my friend Mic stands up and shouts “I’m hungry! Where’s all this big spotted dick I keep hearing about!”
I stared at him, B-bitch stared at him, and every loving person in the pub stared at him. Some guy sitting next to us looks over and says ‘They serve it through a hole in the men’s bathroom stall. Go have a look.’
Dreary (Thumb Up) or Deserved (Thumb Down) ?
wow
LMAO beer does that