My sex life
My sex life is bad VN:F [1.9.3_1094]Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Drunk Friend
I visited England a few months ago. I was with two of my friends, Big Mic and B-bitch. Now, I don’t call them this, they insist on calling themselves these retarded-rear end names. Of course, first thing we did when we got there was visit a ‘pub’ and have a ‘pint’. One...
What time’s the 8 o’clock train?
Said by me to a teller on the London Underground: “What time’s the 8 o’clock train?” It took me a full half minute to understand just why everyone was laughing VN:F [1.9.3_1094]Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Fucking republicans
Our school was showing the inauguration in the library (our library is huge it’s like nerd heaven in their). I ask my teacher(who’s a republican) if I could go watch it and she said no. Then she proceeded to call the main office and have some one come and escort me out of the room.(They let me...
your life when you think about it.
Whats the fucking point in life, I mean your born you get taught at school k-12 then you go to college and graduate and become a fucking doctor or some dumb shit, then you get old and die and live a whole fucking eternity in heaven or hell. Even if you kill your’self whats the point youll just...