Thank you for stealing my favorite and only bag that used to be my moms. Thank you for stealing the only key to my scooter that I can no longer drive. Thank you for stealing my bus pass, my ID and the new phone I had finally treated myself to the day before. Thank you for maxing out the only credit card I had completely paid off, and to AMEX: thank you for not canceling my card when I called in and reported it stolen. Thank you for allowing the low life to spend $500 on specialty chocolates and smoothies at Pacific Place along with other extravagant purchases for over 3 weeks. Thank you for having “nothing recorded” that I had called in to cancel my card, and double thank you for hanging up on me after being on hold for 30 minutes. This has all been one great and hilarious joke.
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dayum!
lmao
aww..:(
u poor fukin id sew or get some legal advice dont let them prik banks get away with it
got get a bag too !!!
Wow, that really does suck. I’m really sorry man.