Don’t complain you fucks. Smoke some weed, take some mushies, eat some acid, go into nature, try to better yourself, don’t settle for a shitty life.

OMFG ok i was out partying a few nights ago and i went off with this guy becuase he was drunk as hell and i had to mind him. But now everyone thinks we had sex and that im pregnant when we didnt even kiss. Now I have a new guy in my life and we both like eachother and we have said it but i think because we have the same group of friends we dont want to go out or anything i really like him both as a friend and as more then that but i dont want to mess up our relationship. But me not doing anything is killing me. I’m going to see him all next week then i wont see him for ages. I really fucking hate my life..

dear poster of “fuck!”,

you have never had a day where you have said “fml?!” i doubt that?! everyone has bad days…and this is a place to vent. give it a rest. seriously!

(ps. if you are throwing that childrens home in there, i hope you certainly work there)

i posted this link on facebook and now all these people click on it because they are bored/lonely/whatever instead of asking themselves what the hell they are doing. they are wasting their time on the internet. thats the most horible thing you can do. stop it. please. there is something out there that wants to be discovered. find it.

im bored, summer fucking sucks

i want to go fishing and my parents are BORED to go

Today was my mothers birthday, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have “Birthday Sex”, like every year, because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my girlfriend that stayed the night, I kept still. Soon, I heard my girlfriend going to town on herself. FML

so here is the deal. i went to this bar and met some giant broad. this is where it starts to bother me. i went back to her house and my homies were tellind be to do better but my helmet got the best of me and i smashed a fattie. fuck my life! i woke up with the sun and heard the pitter patter of lil mixed kid feet. (just so you know a mud shark is awhite girl who likes the blacks)(second they have bigger feet cause they are part black!) anyway i got up realized i was shacked up next to this sea beast and i knew i needed to get the hell out. Half asleep i got up saw a screwdriver on the dresser and started to pop out the pins from the bars on the window. not realizing i was wearing a sock boxers and thats it i got the pin out. the bars hit the fire escape and she woke up i grabbed my phone smokes wallet keys and metro card and i was down the fire escape. had to take the subway all the way itno manhattan and then into brooklyn during rush hour it was fun considering i was only wearing one sock and boxers. if fatty reads this please respond id love to give you hell for abusing me like that!!!!!!!

Just doing this to blow off steam. This is my life. I was going into my senior year of college and enrolled in a lifting class for my sport mgt major. Ended up messing up my back because of professors negligence and had to drop out and haven’t been able to hold down a job for long since. Same month as that happens I met a girl at the bar I was working at. Long story short she’s a waste and I can’t get away. My parents stole my truck cause I couldn’t pay for it effectively stranding me in this shit town. I can’t get my back fixed, been denied 3 times for SS. And the school that i did it at has been giving me run around long enough for the statute of limitations to run out. Meanwhile, I’m running out of money paying for dr appt out of pocket and for my gf’s three kids and her many addictions. My gf cheats on me with her babies daddies and I’m the bad guy for having a jealousy problem, I tell her to go but she won’t leave cause I have (had) money and the baby’s daddies are losers. My life got hijacked and there ain’t shit I can do. She will not leave and nobody can/will help me with my back. Just be glad you’re not me.